Humor at the Ballpark
Humor at the Ballpark
What baseball player lives under a tree?
Babe Root.
Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
Why did the cop go to the baseball game?
He heard someone stole second base!
Why don’t grasshoppers go to baseball games?
They prefer cricket.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
“Catch you later!”
When does a baseball player wear armor?
At the knight games.
Why are baseball players so rich?
Because they play on diamonds.
Why are most baseball games held at night?
Because the bats sleep during the day!
How do baseball players stay cool?
They sit next to the fans.
What does baseball have in common with pancakes?
They both rely on the batter.
