Canine Quips
Canine Quips
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver.
What does a lazy dog chase?
Parked cars.
What do you call a sick dog?
A Germy Shepherd.
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Why was the dog jealous of the tree?
Because it had a better bark.
Why did the dog go to the corner when the doorbell rang?
It was a Boxer dog.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A chilli dog on a bun.
What do you call a dog that likes honey?
Winnie the Pooch.
How do dogs turn off the VCR?
By hitting the paws button.
