Timely Jokes

Why didn’t the clock work?

It needed a hand.

Which candy can’t get anywhere on time?

Choco-late!

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time!

Why do you have to be careful at sunrise and sunset?

Because day breaks and night falls.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hirty!

At what time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

How do you know if your clock is crazy?

It goes “cuckoo”!

What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?

Time to get a new clock!

Why did  the girl throw the clock out the window?

Because she wanted to see time fly.

Why did the clock scratch?

Because it had ticks!